Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.


This is NOT my very first Not me! Monday. I am NOT excited about it.

I did NOT spend an entire week reading up on two new blogs. Megan at INfertile Myrtle and Kerry at Journey To Josey. I did NOT say a prayer for Kerry and baby Josey yesterday since Kerry was being induced and little Josey is just too small to survive. It did NOT make me sad.

I also did NOT try and shave Ava last Tuesday and fail miserably. It did NOT take an hour or more and I did NOT not finish. She was NOT a completely wonderful dog and did NOT sit there the whole time. She also did NOT turn over on her back so I would stop and rub her belly. My spoiled dog would NOT do that.

Speaking of dogs, I did NOT catch Lola eating chocolate and did NOT scare the heck out of her when I screamed at her. I work at a vet clinic and my dogs never do things they're not supposed to. Nope, NOT my dogs.

I also did NOT babysit a friend's kid this week. I also did NOT take her to get her 2nd Bday pictures done. It did NOT annoy me that this friend gets to have children and I don't. She is NOT one of the worst parents I know. I also did NOT have this baby overnight once or twice a week starting the week after she was born. This mom also does NOT have two children with two different men who did NOT want kids and were NOT good dads. It also does not p*ss me off that she does NOT expect me to watch her kid for free once a month since her babysitter "takes a day off". This does NOT urk me at all.

I did NOT snap at work on Friday because my coworkers had the windows open AND the AC on. It was NOT getting stuffy and humid in the building, while they were trying to do dentals in the back. I was also NOT sick and getting crabbier by the minute. I also cannot NOT work when I am hot and miserable. I would never get crabby at work, nope NOT me.

DH did NOT tell me on Wednesday night that he was leaving for the lake (we have lake property) on Friday since he was off. I was NOT angry at him for leaving on Easter wknd and deciding NOT to tell me until 2 days before he leaves. I also was NOT happy when he came home Friday night because it was supposed to pour down rain. It also did NOT make me giggle a little inside, that it did NOT pour...:)

I did NOT have to spend all weekend in bed because I was sick. It did NOT make me upset that it was a beautiful weekend and I have still yet to venture out. It also did NOT upset me that my mom called and we decided to "re-schedule" Easter because of said sickness. It also does NOT bother me that I canNOT taste any of the candy in the Easter basket that Judy made me. That does NOT bother me at ALL.

And that's it for my first Not Me! Monday... leave a comment and tell me how I did.