Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

It's Monday again! I canNOT believe the week went so fast!

The husband and I did NOT make the decision to start trying for a baby again and I did NOT do a happy dance when he left the room after we talked about it. This does NOT make me happy and sad all at the same time. I do NOT hate to see him looking up new cars and punching numbers in a calculator so we'll be prepared if we get pregnant but knowing there is a big chance it won't happen. NOT only do I hate to fail, I hate bringing someone down with me. This is NOT something I think about every time we try. NOT me, I'm never worried and anxious!

DH did NOT let a friend stay the weekend with us since he, his gf, and 4 month old baby had no where to go while their van was getting fixed. They were NOT the most ungrateful, hoosierish (yes it's now a word!) people I have ever met. Their son did NOT have his ear pierced and most certainly did NOT have a huge CZ diamond earring hanging from his little ear. It did NOT disgust me at all. The girlfriend also was NOT rude by NOT even speaking to me when she woke up on Saturday morning (I worked Friday night so I didn't see them. The friend did NOT say "Here go say Hi" and shove his baby in my face, forcing me to take him. Let me mention that I have never met these people. It did NOT make me mad that their baby was dirty and they took advantage of our showers themselves (thank god!) but never bathed their child. And when the GF finally chose to speak to me it was NOT about her 15 hr labor and the fact that if DH and I have a baby, it should be a boy (you know because we get to choose and all) because they are easier. I did NOT want to slap her. I also did NOT find that she was in our bathroom (in our master bedroom) without permission and did NOT use a ton of my expensive hairspray. I also do NOT have to scrub my sink to get all the hairspray off. I did NOT go out with friends after work on Friday and Saturday to avoid these people. Nope, NOT me, I'm a very gracious hostess..:)

Speaking of going out after work Friday, I did NOT go out with a friend from work and then get saddled into going and seeing her cousin's new baby at the hospital. It was NOT the most adorable baby girl I've seen in a long time. She was so little and had so much hair. It was NOT a little creepy that 1) The baby was a surprise (what I plan to have) 2) They named her Addilyn (Our girl name is Addelyn) 3)They live 5 minutes from me (It's odd because they were in a hospital in another town- the town I work in. And because my town is so small) 4) The new mom used to work where I work and did the same job as me! I did NOT take this as a sign at all and I did NOT make a joke that God must have had the wrong address. Nope NOT me I would never believe in signs.

I also did NOT spend Saturday after work walking around downtown St. Louis for 4 hours! We did NOT try to go up in the Arch and it was NOT sold out. This is NOT the second time this has happened to me, and I have still never been up in it! We also did NOT see Busch Stadium and was NOT there while the 20 inning game was happening. I will NOT try to post pictures sometime this week. I also did NOT go to "Game Night" at Judy's sister's house and did NOT have a ton of fun and end up playing until 2:30 A.M. Judy and I did NOT win at Scattergories and Catchphrase and also did NOT win what we call a "Best-Friend Off" for the second time against her sister and BFF. It was NOT quite a feat since Judy was wasted and I was completely sober (I had to drive her to her house, and then I had to drive 30 mintues home).


This does NOT wrap up my Not me! Monday. I do NOT have a lot more to say but think I have NOT said enough already. And it's NOT like anyone reads this anyway, I'm back to 0 followers. This did NOT make me sad at all.